The best Valentino Simeoni’s movies
If you love cinema, you will share this ranking of the best Valentino Simeoni’s movies, although you may have ordered them differently. In any case, we hope you love it and with a little luck discovering a movie that you still don’t know about Valentino Simeoni.
Madly in Love
6.9/10
Cristina is a rich, spoiled princess visiting Rome with her royal parents. The mission of their visit is to marry her off to a super-wealthy corporate type and thereby start to turn around the losses their small kingdom is experiencing in its casino business. These less-than-noble intentions get derailed when Barnaba, a zany bus driver enters their lives and falls madly in love with the gorgeous Cristina. He is nuts enough to succeed in this romantic chase after royalty, as love seems to fuel his determination to rid Cristina of her elitism and to make her see his own irrepressible attractions.
Who Killed Pasolini?
6.9/10
1975: author and filmmaker Pier Paolo Pasolini's dead body, brutally beaten and ran over by his own car, lays in the outskirts of Rome. Charged with the murder, 17-year-old thug Pino Pelosi confesses having acted in self-defense during a paid sexual encounter gone awry. However, many inconsistencies start to undermine his version, suggesting that he didn't act alone. Was Pasolini also murdered for another reason?
They Called Him Bulldozer
6.7/10
The "Bulldozer", a former football star, is now working as a fisherman. As a group of street-people arranges a football match against the local Armybase, he is asked to be their trainer. His boat was damaged by a submarine and he currently has no work, so he agrees.
The Comics
5.8/10
A few funny little novels about different aspects of life.
Fantozzi Against the Wind
7.1/10
The third film in the saga of the unlucky clerk Ugo Fantozzi, played by its creator, Paolo Villaggio.
Bonnie and Clyde Italian Style
5.6/10
Two stupid lowlifes are "forced" into a life of violent crime on the streets of Italy. What follows is a mocking takeoff of the American crime classic "Bonnie and Clyde."
La dottoressa ci sta col Colonnello
4.8/10
Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.
A Policewoman on the Porno Squad
4.5/10
The adventures of Gianna, a sexy policewoman who wants to help a child in search of his mother.
The Soldier with Great Maneuvers
4.9/10
Doctor Eva Marini takes up a position at an army base to investigate the sexual behavior of the Italian male soldier and soon finds out she's taken on more than she bargained for.
Pane, burro e marmellata
5.3/10
Manolesta
6.8/10
Don't Play with Tigers
5.5/10
A stories of three really unlucky characters are discovered during the trial.
Nerone
5/10
Parody of real life events of the Roman emperor Nero.
The Nurse in the Military Madhouse
4.6/10
A story about a singer/showgirl who poses as a nurse to recover some stolen paintings, which for some reason are hidden in a military insane asylum.
Love in 4 Easy Lessons
4.6/10
Four stories focused on the fair sex, dealing with the most varied and improbable sentimental and non-sentimental situations.
Miracoloni
5.6/10
My House My House...
5.8/10
Bartoloni from Milan exchanges apartments with his colleague from Rome and moves toa new place. And everything could be good, if not unexpected trouble with which he will have to face ..
