The best Traci Lords’s movies
We present our ranking of the best Traci Lords’s movies. Do you love cinema? Or are you looking for a movie of your favorite actor to watch tonight? Surely you have some to see or that you did not know yet about Traci Lords.
Blade
7.1/10
The Daywalker known as "Blade" - a half-vampire, half-mortal man - becomes the protector of humanity against an underground army of vampires.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
6.5/10
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
Electric Blue 21
7.7/10
The gorgeous Kathleen, together with her friends Rosie, Julie and Debbie Louise (all four are Aussie Penthouse Pets) and pervy but rich Uncle Wilfred cruise Sydney Harbor then take in a show with comedian Rodney Rude. Finally, its back to Uncle Wilfred's pad, where Kathleen and Julie peruse his playboys. In the wraparound story "Night in Bangkok," the Seven Stars of the Orient, a fabulous ancient treasure that holds enormous power, is eagerly sought after by both an intrepid explorer and an exotic Asian beauty. Other vignettes include "Rainy Day," about a woman reminiscing about skinny dipping and "Contact Couples," where swingers and fetishists hook up in suburbia.
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
5.2/10
A tireless and charismatic novelty seeker, Tucker tricks his buddy Dan into lying to his fiancée Kristy, so they can go to an legendary strip club three and a half hours away to celebrate Dan’s last days of bachelorhood in proper style.
Serial Mom
6.8/10
A picture perfect middle class family is shocked when they find out that one of their neighbors is receiving obscene phone calls. The mom takes slights against her family very personally, and it turns out she is indeed the one harassing the neighbor. As other slights befall her beloved family, the body count begins to increase.
Skin: A History of Nudity in the Movies
6.7/10
The definitive documentary on the history of nudity in feature films from the early silent days to the present, studying the changes in morality that led to the use of nudity in films while emphasizing the political, sociological and artistic changes that shaped that history. Skin will also study the gender inequality in presenting nude images in motion pictures and will follow the revolution that has created nude gender equality in feature films today.
Cry-Baby
6.5/10
A prim and proper schoolgirl goes against her grandmother's wishes when she dates a motorcycle-riding juvenile delinquent.
Excision
6.1/10
Alienated teen Pauline struggles with the pressures of fitting into high school, pleasing her mother and a burning desire to lose her virginity. With a grotesque curiosity for the darker side of life, Pauline is considered a social outcast by everyone around her. Enticed by flesh, she retreats into her own fantasies and hopes to become a great surgeon - that is, if she doesn't go insane first.
Virtuosity
5.5/10
The Law Enforcement Technology Advancement Centre (LETAC) has developed SID version 6.7: a Sadistic, Intelligent, and Dangerous virtual reality entity which is synthesized from the personalities of more than 150 serial killers, and only one man can stop him.
Nowhere
6.5/10
Described as "90210 on acid", the film tells the story of a day in the lives of a group of high school kids in Los Angeles and the strange lives they lead.
Electric Blue 20
Wraparound story is a T&A sci-fi spoof involving the US government sending up the Space Shuttle Curvaceous with the first all-girl crew. Halfway into the voyage the world receives a transmission from the evil villain Dr. Lust, who demands possession of the Curvaceous crew or he will turn all Earth's male population impotent.
Circuitry Man II: Plughead Rewired
3.6/10
In the backdrop of Earths polluted future a female FBI agent removes Danner, a pleasure android from an asylum in order to coerce him into helping her hunt down the criminal psychopath Plughead. But Plughead who has tangled with Danner before has his own plans as he is forcing a female scientist to help him manufacture life extending longevity chips which he intends to sell to rich and powerful clients.
Princess of Mars
3.1/10
Based on the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs, a US soldier finds himself inexplicably transported to Mars in the midst of a war between two alien races.
Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre
3.1/10
When a fracking mishap accidentally rips apart the earth’s crust, the resulting hole opens up a gaping underground water way to a vast and mysterious ocean somewhere deep below. Instantly, giant prehistoric sharks begin wending their way upward toward a murky bog in the heart of the Arkansas Bayou. Unfortunately, for a group of female prisoners on a work detail in the swamp, the deadly sharks attack without warning – pinning a hapless group of intended victims in a small deserted cabin in the heart of the wetlands. Death may be the only means of escape!
Epicenter
3.6/10
Epicenter concerns brassy, beautiful Amanda Foster, a down-on-her-luck Los Angeles detective who's been assigned to protect a mobster-turned-State's-Witness, Nick Constantine, from the mob. On the night of the assignment, the city is rocked by a devastating earthquake, forcing Amanda and Nick to fight their way through the ravaged city streets while being pursued by ruthless assassins and corrupt cops.
Not of This Earth
4.9/10
A science fiction vampire movie. The Vampire is an emissary from an embattled world near destruction who teleports to Earth to see if they can live here. He finds that our blood is nourishing and that at least one source of it is a steady stream of transfusions. He hypnotizes a Dr. to provide them and has his blond nurse move in to administer them.
Black Mask 2: City of Masks
3.6/10
The Black Mask must stop a group intent on setting off a DNA bomb that could cause mutations to the human race.
X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story
6.5/10
Documentary on porn star Traci Lords.
Boogie Boy
5/10
A man who has just been released from prison vows to start a new life, but is put to the test when an old cellmate appears.
Pony Girl
Under the direction of a wealthy pervert, young women are being kidnapped, shipped off to a remote ranch and forced to submit and behave like horses by a whip-wielding dominatrix. This shot-on-video thriller with just R-rated nudity is noteworthy as one of the only non-porn films Traci Lords appeared in prior to the discovery of true age. She co-stars along with future Scream Queen Michelle Bauer.
