The best David C. Hayes’s comedy movies
We present our ranking of the best David C. Hayes’s movies. Do you love cinema? Or are you looking for a movie of your favorite actor to watch tonight? Surely you have some to see or that you did not know yet about David C. Hayes.
Bloody Bloody Bible Camp
4.5/10
In 1977 a group of young, horny, out of control Christians are spending a fun filled weekend at the mountain lakeside Happy Day Bible Camp. One by one these youthful sinners pay a BLOODY penance for their misdeeds. Flash forward 7 years, when another youth group of Bible toters return, lead by "Father Richard Cummings" (Reggie Bannister), "Sister Mary Chopper," (Tim Sullivan) goes bloody murder after the camp - emphasis on CAMP - with stand out performances by folks like Gigi Bannister, Jessica Sonneborn, Troy Guthrie, Deborah Venegas, Jay Fields, and Jeff Dylan Graham. In the end, Bannister and Troup must face down the a transvestite serial killing nun in a fight to the death, and call upon the higher graces of the infamous Ron Jeremy as "Jesus" guide them through! A hilarious campy equal opportunity offensive film that will have you DIE laughing!
Werewolves in Heat
5.1/10
Death Valley is a place where drunk college kids can run wild on weekends without fear of the police shutting them down. This small desert town is home to a local Biker gang known as the Legion of Outlaws, an MC who traffic drugs and prostitution through this quiet community. Death Valley is also a place where getting attacked by a werewolf is nothing out of the ordinary especially during a full moon.
Deadly Scavengers
4.8/10
A mercenary team is assembled to steal the genetically modified food research of Dr. Fielding. His daughter fed a cockroach some of the food mutating it into something terrifying and dangerous.
Crack Whore
6.5/10
The story of a Crack addicted sex worker, named Honey. A girl who goes to a party out in the desert, where she falls victim to drugs and gang rape. Spoon feeding herself crack, Honey decides to settle the score.
A Man Called Nereus
6.9/10
This Metaphysical Dark Action Comedy "A MAN CALLED NEREUS" is the debut feature of writer/director Nathan Hill, for Armored Vision. Nereus is an autistic man who is being held captive by the Filaria crime family due to his unique ability to predict the exact outcome of sporting events through time travel. However, this all changes the moment he is kidnapped by a junkie who plans to take him to Las Vegas. Now on the run, the two must weave through madmen, corrupt law enforcement and new-age terrorists.
Nightmare Alley
3.2/10
Cheap thrills! It’s bargain basement horror time: A gory anthology of seven separate tales of terror.
Blown
4.1/10
Bobby and Karen are in love. When Bobby proposed, it should have been the happiest day of their lives, but their neighbor, voodoo priestess Esmerelda, has other plans. With the help of a mystical severed head, Esmerelda plots her revenge through the eyes of a killer blow-up doll.
Blood Orgy of the Damned
4.6/10
A gaggle of inebriated co-eds hatch an ill-conceived plan to resurrect a couple of ancient vampires, but drunk magic is imperfect magic, and the ritual doesn't go as planned, causing the vampires to arrive in 20th-century America with a few problems. Nevertheless, the evil duo embark on a quest to take a virgin bride and unleash hell on Earth, all while fighting against a third-rate band of heroes. Mix a really awful movie with a quick-witted comedy team, and you get something akin to a live version of the popular movie-riffing show "Mystery Science Theater 3000." In the case of the abysmal B movie "Blood Orgy of the Damned," comics from Mesa's National Comedy Theatre aren't just making fun of the film as it plays on the big screen - they're providing 100 percent of the sound, live.
