The best Carolyn Brandt’s movies
We present our ranking of the best Carolyn Brandt’s movies. Do you love cinema? Or are you looking for a movie of your favorite actor to watch tonight? Surely you have some to see or that you did not know yet about Carolyn Brandt.
Pinocchio
3.7/10
This is a bawdy burlesque version of the famous fairy tale. Instead of Gepetto, the old-man woodcarver, we have Geppeta, an apparently frustrated and nubile young virgin. Geppeta carves Pinocchio for herself as a gorgeous young hunk. Geppeta's fairy godmother, a blonde played by Dyanne Thorne, magically transforms the young stud Pinocchio into a living man, who is quickly brought to work in the local whorehouse as a prize stud and exhibitionist. Nothing -- not even sex -- is taken seriously in this lighthearted, semi-pornographic offering. The film was originally rated X, but was later re-edited and given an R by the MPAA in 1977
Eegah
2.3/10
Teenagers stumble across a prehistoric caveman, who goes on a rampage.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
2.3/10
Jerry, his girlfriend Angela, and their friend Harold take a trip to a local seaside carnival, but when the carnival's fortune teller, Madame Estrella, predicts death for someone close to Angela, strange things begin to happen.
Wild Guitar
4.6/10
A young rock & roll hopeful is given a shot at the big time by the unscrupulous owner of a small record company.
Cover Girls
6.4/10
Two beautiful fashion models work undercover as secret agents.
Blood Shack
2.9/10
A woman inherits an abandoned ranch whose estate is said to be haunted by "the Chooper," the sword-wielding ghost of a vengeance-seeking Indian, in this Ray Dennis Steckler shocker.
The Thrill Killers
5.6/10
Three psychotic murderers escape from a mental institution and stalk women in Los Angeles.
Goof on the Loose
6.7/10
A goofy guy and a drunkard wreak all kinds of loopy havoc in a small town.
Rat Pfink a Boo Boo
4.3/10
Picking a random name out of the phone book, thugs decide to terrorize and kidnap Cee Bee Beaumont, girlfriend of rock sensation Lonnie Lord. Rat Pfink and his sidekick Boo Boo spring into action!
Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters
4.2/10
The adventures of the Lemon Grove Kids in this Bowery Boys inspired kiddie film.
The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher
3.7/10
A photographer cruises Hollywood and takes pictures of young models he then strangles. Meanwhile, a woman who works in a porno bookstore in downtown L.A. takes it upon herself to kill off the local derelicts. Soon the two killers meet up with each other.
Carolyn Brandt: Queen of Cult
A 60-minute documentary about Ray Dennis Steckler's unsung former leading lady (and former wife), Carolyn Brandt. This video, along with several other volumes about the director and his films were self distributed on Steckler's own label Mascot Video.
